28 posts from October 2009

More Pointless Bullshit

09:10 You know, "Get Money" really is a great song. #
11:43 Every year I say this and every year it's true: Halloween is for children and white people. #
13:15 @sherbethead What about "dongle"? Or "slapjack"? #
13:41 My boss in in his office watching The Simpsons on his computer via Slingbox. #
15:53 @spidergoodlegs Too late. You missed your window. He's back working now. #

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14:49 @wellsoliver Think about it: who are the five best pitchers of all time? Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, and Pedro. Because he throws HOT FIYAH! #
16:12 is getting nice with a bit of Borderlands. raptr.com/manonfire #
17:34 Would you like to rent an apartment in Punchbowl, less than a mile from downtown, and be my neighbor to boot for ~$750 a month? DM me if so. #

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07:48 I feel weird. #
08:44 Let's go to McDonald's and order only coffee. #
09:02 @joan9 Yes! Is that what you're going to do after you scratch off your lottery tickets? #
12:33 @joan9 Let me know when you watch the next few episodes, because I have a sneaking suspicion that you live inside the bubble. #
12:42 Green Man! #

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07:37 I miss The Shield. #
07:41 @glimpsesofsoul When was that? #
08:23 My mom just used the word "ironical." #
09:31 This goes out to my old school heads: GeoCities shuts down today. Peace to Area51 and Athens, one love to CollegePark and SouthBeach. RIP. #
09:37 @frippy SoHo! Can't forget SoHo. Much love for SoHo. #
09:38 @twism21 I don't even KNOW. A dozen at least. Back in the day, it was a great way t o kill an afternoon. #
09:40 @dequinix Xoom ate my site with like ten seconds of warning. Fuck Xoom. #
09:55 @dequinix Prodigy is where is where the real heads got their start: ask @glimpsesofsoul. She'll school you on the old blocky interface. #
10:08 @glimpsesofsoul I had forgotten all about the A/B/C account hierarchy of Prodigy accounts. Remember jumpwords? The crappy USENET reader? #
10:20 @sonntag HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. High as BALLS. #
10:23 Tweets from my future self: "March 1, 2018 - MySpace shuts down today. Peace to ignorant jailbait, one love to illiterate morons. RIP." #

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08:35 @joan9 Congratulations! Sounds like the Honolulu Marathon is going to be easy like Sunday morning! #
10:37 One router port short. Story of my life. #
12:09 Spoke too soon. Final audit reveals approximately 700 GB of non-critical data lost. Well...I guess it was non-critical for a reason. #
05:39 @oliviamunn "Now O-Dog was the craziest bitch alive. America's nightmare. Young, Asian, and didn't give a fuck." #

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14:28 Grabbing @joan9 and heading to McDonald's for McRibs, brb. #
20:57 Lies! Lies and untruths! The McRib is NOT available locally right now! Someone warn @joan9 before her hopes are as cruelly dashed as mine. #

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07:09 Letting a coworker borrow a few DVDs over the weekend. He's a SAG member & always gets me back at screener season. twitpic.com/mm08a #
08:15 Apparently my boss got some glitter on his face last night. #
10:18 "A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek...killing one of them." No mention of pic-a-nic baskets? #
13:49 @kpereira Finally, you have returned to the ancestral Portuguese homeland: Hawaii. Kick back, relax and commune with your Potagee brethren. #
21:36 Man, where CAN'T I twit ter from now? Suck it, Trebek! #

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09:36 What can I say? If a bitch can't swim, she's biddound to driddown. #
11:03 @byroncrawford Just like the real Mr. Miyagi, Dan Inouye is a tough motherfucker. He had his arm amputated without anesthesia. #
12:06 @lonelyinjapan Because they're not following you? #
21:34 And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all. #

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