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Play any instrument or speak any language, which do you choose?
Question submitted by cruftbox.vox.com.
Holy shit, play any instrument. What the fuck?
You don't need to speak a girl's language in order to get her to blow you. If you can wail on a guitar, play a saxophone, and tickle the ivories, you'll have premium trim tripping over itself to get to you.
Look at Prince. That nigga is 5 foot nothing, a hundred and nothing, and he banged Carmen Electra and made Purple Rain.
Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
