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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:06:18 -1000

07:41 @twism21 sbtbqotd.blogspot.com/ #
07:44 I think something is wrong with my eyes. #
09:09 Sho'Nuff died? This has been a bad, bad month to be black. Billy Dee, watch your back. Gloria Gaynor, protect your neck. #
14:41 Stomach churning with bile and hate. #
19:04 Took some of my new migraine medicine for the first time. #
20:20 Reading the Soul Calibur IV manual in French. Why is there a coupon for Church's chicken in the back? #
20:59 Dear God, Please stop giving me migraines. I can't promise to stop touching myself at night, but I'll try to stop hating old people so much. #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:16:09 -1000

10:56 "As long as there at least two people on Earth, someone is going to want someone else dead." #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:11:41 -1000

12:09 Trying not to sleep the day away, but Sparkle isn't making it easy. #
14:59 Whenever I hear "vampires" in the description of a movie, I immediately think "gay." #
15:43 Feeling inspired. I should write something. #
18:41 @spidergoodlegs Be honest -- a lot of stuff makes you hungry for chicken. #
18:50 @spidergoodlegs I've always found chicken to be the most sensual of the primary meats. #
19:26 Didn't write anything, but managed to clean up my desk -- something that I hadn't done since 2007, before I left for Paris. #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:07:32 -1000

10:10 Against my better judgement, I'm going to see that Star Wars: Clone Wars movie today. I don't think this will end well. #
14:25 @twism21 It wasn't completely horrible. Excise Anakin's Poochie-like 12 year old sassy sidekick and it's a decent animated action flick. #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:08:24 -1000

08:43 @spidergoodlegs tinyurl.com/5g5rkd #
11:19 You know how you'll be talking to someone about something, and then they'll say something that alerts you to the fact that they're crazy? #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:10:04 -1000

09:50 Welcome to Costco, I love you. #
18:47 @jensawolverine I've never seen a full episode of Buffy, but Angel is one of my favorite series of all time. #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:10:17 -1000

07:54 Nelson (being Nelson) thinks that the Intervention episode was faked, despite the fact that he's seen maybe one other episode ever. #
08:37 @spidergoodlegs What was the name of the Canadian girl on Intervention who was sleeping with the creepy old dude for drug money? #
08:49 @spidergoodlegs "Wifely duties." #
09:01 @spidergoodlegs Nelson (being Nelson) thinks that because there was more than one camera angle, it's fake. Also, Allison was "overacting." #
11:23 I have a dentist appointment today, but what I really want to do is go home and play more Bionic Commando: Rearmed. #
12:19 @iammk *WHOOSH* I HATE YOU MOM *WHOOSH* #
12:52 @spidergoodlegs The entire episode of Intervention in 10 seconds: tinyurl.com/6zv2dw #
13:31 I don't know if I mentioned it before, but my band's first album will be entitled "It Takes a Daydream Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back." #
15:30 @byroncrawford I just saw that same commercial! The hot white girl with the slutbrand? #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:11:08 -1000

10:31 Reading an old description I wrote of Crackdown makes me want to play it all over again. #
16:44 Dammit, I missed The Sifl and Georgie Show again! #
16:52 @newyork808 The rerun has already aired :( HOWEVER, the episode is up on YouTube in five parts. Search for "intervention allison." #
18:07 @spidergoodlegs tinyurl.com/6nwtjp #
18:23 @spidergoodlegs THIS PLACE IS SO BEAUTIFUL *WHOOSH* #
18:33 @spidergoodlegs That was a TwitterFox bug. I deleted it. #
19:02 @spidergoodlegs I just rewatched the last 15 minutes and wow, it's like a textbook demonstration of "What NOT to Tell the Cops." #
19:09 @spidergoodlegs What about when she's sprawled out on some stranger's grave with the can still in her mouth? #
19:14 @spidergoodlegs *WHOOSH* MOM CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!! *WHOOSH* #
19:49 @spidergoodlegs "That's a funny face you're making." "IT'S HATRED...AND ANGER...TOWARDS YOU!" #
19:51 @spidergoodlegs I AM MAD AT DAD BECAUSE ALL I WANT IS A DAD. *WHOOSH* I JUST WANT A FATHER, MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
19:57 @spidergoodlegs *screams for no reason* #
19:59 @spidergoodlegs Them drugs, they turned her mind into MUSH. MOOSH. #
20:05 @spidergoodlegs Intervention stepped their game up. They need every episode to be just as good as that. #
20:34 @spidergoodlegs Why aren't you pitching this to VH1 right now??? #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:09:58 -1000

17:43 Sometimes I feel like I'm a white person anthropologist, observing and cataloging all of the bizarre shit white people are into. #
17:50 @spidergoodlegs Ten minutes! I can't decide whether I should watch it right away or wait for it to buffer so I can skip commercials. #
20:04 Holy shit. That was the most epic episode of Intervention ever. I've got to find some motherfuckers to share this with. #
20:12 @spidergoodlegs I'm downloading this off my TiVo so that I can send it to everyone I know. #

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nobody@vox.com(A CAT IS FINE TOO) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:12:00 -1000

10:11 First Bernie Mac, now Isaac Hayes? I can't remember the last time two black celebrities died back to back. #
19:53 Bought a six pack of Thomas Kemper Vanilla Cream soda yesterday and I just might finish it tonight. #

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